Saturday, July 16, 2016

Why was Jackie Gleason so greedy, vain and crooked?

     That's my opinion. Back in the early 50's the ad agencies dictated the content to TV. My friend, David Pollard, an executive with Young & Rubicam Advertising, used to let me tag along as he monitored Jackie Gleason's behavior on the Dumont TV Network. We stood in the wings...the show was live...and Jackie was a solo comic who changed costumes a dozen times during the one-hour show, along the lines of Benny Hill from the UK.
     When "The Honeymooners" emerged on the CBS-TV network it was an instant success with off-the-wall Neilsen rating on Saturday night. Jackie's sidekick, Art Carney was brilliant. I knew a secretary with COLUMBIA RECORDS who told me they were seeking a novelty song for Carney. Could I come up with something for Christmas release three months away?
     I took the bait and two days later delivered a draft to Connie, "Santa And The Doodle-li-Boop."
This was a kind of rap story, with underlying music, that was a letter to Santa Claus asking him for a "Doodle-li-Boop." Santa looks everywhere around the North Pole and all through his workshop. But he couldn't find a "Doodle-li-Boop" anywhere.
     It was close to Midnight on Christmas Eve when Mrs. Claus told Santa to look in their basement closet. Sure enough there were a hundred "Doodle-li-Boops" and they all tumbled out. He grabbed one, ran outside to his sleigh and took off to deliver toys all over the world. The little boy would receive his "Doodle-li-boop" under his Christmas tree.
     Art Carney loved the rendition I wrote and recorded it in one take. COLUMBIA RECORDS rushed out the recording and DJs played the recording around the clock. Sales were tremendous and since it was essentially a children's recording, BILLBOARD never tracked the sales. But I was receiving thousands of dollars through my licensing association with Broadcast Music, Inc.
     Jackie Gleason's manager, Bullets Durgom, called me a few weeks before Christmas and offered a deal. Gleason would permit Art Carney to perform "Santa And The Doodle-li-Boop" on "The Honeymooners," a top rated television program in the 50's, if he (Jackie Gleason) could be listed as the co-writer with me. Then we would be sharing 50-50 on record sales and ancillary products, such as toys.
     I gave it some thought and turned down the offer. My sense of morality was at stake. Nevertheless, I earned about $25,000 in royalties, instead of the estimated $250,000 if Carney had plugged the recording on "The Honeymooners." Oh well, money isn't everything in life, is it?

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