Friday, July 22, 2016

DONALD TRUMP'S TEN COMMANDMENTS (IF ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE USA)


           DONALD TRUMP’S TEN COMMANDMENTS
                                         (If elected President of the USA)


1.    Americans  between ages of 18 and 38 must serve a year in the Draft .
2.     STAND YOUR GROUND will be a mandate for guns, knives or swords.
3.    Human body parts can be sold, i.e. lung, liver, kidney and bone marrow.
4.    All Bibles in hotels and motels will be replaced by “Think Big Kick Ass.”
5.    The gold in Ft. Knox is to be removed for bituminous coal.
6.    All incarcerated are released and given 7 days for adoption or else.
7.    Poor families and homeless will occupy empty prison cells.
8.    Income Taxes are to be based on the weight of citizens @ $5 a pound.
9.    Motorists cited for road rage are to have their cars forfeited.
10. Caucasians will wear white cloth, African black and Latinos tan.

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