It could happen. Our universe is heading towards total chaos. Especially if the obese Premier-For-Life Jungle-UN lobs a missile from North Korea into South Korea. And the latter tosses it back.
Either way, there will be big trouble at the 38th Parallel for President Hillary Clinton to decipher.
I suggest that Dennis Rodman start packing his overnight bag, leaving room for several balls.
Wait, Dennis. Unpack. Former Prime Minister David Cameron is at the front door of the White House holding his suitcase with icons: British Air, BBC, Simpsons and Hyde Park. Obviously, there is a lot of sponsorship money available for a former politician in high office. Although one sticker, partially blurred, reads, NORTH KOREA SUCKS!
Meantime, the fat ruler is having his weekly haircut before executing the barber with a 155 mm howitzer. Also included in the execution will be a pizza delivery man who brought cold slices and a deaf chimney sweeper who left a dead skunk inside the grill. The latter was mischievously served with the next day's hot dog dinner. All twelve of the kitchen staff were sent to a labor camp for ten years.
So, speaking of bad taste, in both senses of the word, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg hit the jackpot when she said Donald Trump was lying. His Highness fired back: "Resign, b---h!" Now where was Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas? Nodding off or secretly watching "Long Dong Silver" on his smart phone. We'll never know. He doesn't talk. Only grins and votes.
Finally, the RNC Convention in Cleveland was "The Last Supper" for any rehab for America. All the shooting, protesting and arson.....including wholesale looting.....showed the world that we can erupt better than Syria, Iraq or Uganda. How about that landing on Jupiter? Just wait and see. I'm heading for Canada and a better life.
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