PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE
101 Winners Circle
Port Washington, NY 11050
Dear D. H.,
How can I ever thank you for rushing to me my DELIVERY VERIFICATION
NUMBER: 13419349613419 on PCH FORM 13-X within two days!
However, D.H., the thought of winning $7,000 a week for the rest of my life scares me. Right now I am living comfortably on only $500 a week. So maybe you can spread $6,500 a week around to others.
If not, I'll let our grandson claim the money because he's only one year old and intends to live to a hundred. But how many more years will PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE live? Let me think about that possibility.
Otherwise, D.H., I’ll be waiting for that knock on the front door in November to greet you, and accept the first check in the amount of $7,000, along with the marching band, all the balloons and neighbors with their hands out to pay their mortgages and help them build new homes.
So, until that rendezvous, I remain both excited and exhausted over this BIG WIN!!!
Sincerely,
Alan Abel
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