Sean Spicer's Very First White House Press Conference

INTERIOR OF THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS ROOM JANUARY 10, 2017



REPORTER: Thank you for remembering my name. By the way, how do you pronounce yours? And I have a follow up question.

SPICER: Ahh. it's pronounced Sean as in braun. And Spicer as in Shicer. What is your follow up question?

REPORTER:  How do you spell your name?

SPICER:  S as in STUPID, E as in ENEMA, A as in APATHY and N as in NERD. That's SEAN, my first name. Now what was your other question?

REPORTER: How do you spell your last name?

SPICER: Ahh. S as in SHLEP, P as in POOP, I as in IDIOT, C as in CRUD, E as in ENEMY and R as in ROTTEN. 

REPORTER: My name is Robinson and I'm with the Associated Press and....

SPICER: (INTERRUPTING) Ahh.  We don't fake take news from the Associated Press, ahh I mean fake jews, I mean gnus, I mean, never mind. Next.

REPORTER: Have you ever been psychoanalized?

SPICER: No. Have you?

REPORTER: Oh, many times.

SPICER: How would you describe yourself?

REPORTER: Probably a nut job.

SPICER:  Our time is up. Thank you all for coming. Don't bother tomorrow. We're having all the locks changed and President Rump, I mean Hump, I mean Dump Trump will have the only gold plated key.