WHY AMAZON.COM SUCKS!

     I just spent an hour trying to order a used book, BLESS YOUR STRESS by Mimi Donaldson. There were 44 used copies, a number of them only $.01, plus $4 for SHIPPING AND HANDLING. What a ripoff the latter is! I can have a friend in Seattle go to a amazon.com WEREWOLF Warehouse, pay for a good used paperback copy and deliver to me on his next trip to New York City.
     Jeff Bezoar (that's my name for him; look it up), is making millions on his ripping off the public. Perhaps our new government under Herr Trump will slap him with a RICO; i.e. unless His Royal Highness, a'k/a known as "The Dictator," is impeached under the same statute for the TRUMP UNIVERSITY fraud he committed.
     But, back to my book order. I forgot my new password to amazon.com, although I 've ordered a number of books over the past 20 years and changed my password many times. I had to. A hacker had tried to use my debit card with amazon.card, they had on file, and was unsuccessful because he couldn't remember the name of my first pet. (No, you don't get his name here either!)
     The hacker emailed me from his hotel in London, desperate for funds to pay the bill and buy an airline ticket home to the USA. He had information about my family to corroborate his friendship. I took the bait and sent him $2 via Western Union. They never reveal how much money is waiting for the recipient. When he showed up at WU in London, M15 officers and INTERPOL nabbed him.
     Anyhow, about the book I tried to order online. Since I couldn't remember my current password, somebody at amazon.com emailed me a new code in numbers as my temporary password. I also had to print a series of numbers and letters in a Captcha (Gotcha?), to prove I wasn't a robot. My entries on the latter failed eight times! What goes? I might seem like a dummy but I'm not a moron.
     I've given up ordering this book. I think I hate it anyhow. That's my stress. Now I can't solve it with the book. Too bad. That's why amazon.com sucks. Thanks for reading this blog and take your reading orders to abebooks.com  They are much more reliable and agreeable.