Bet your money for total chaos in America. A few million people would be
without jobs as their employers depart the USA for China, Japan and Taiwan.
Thousands of homeless families would overwhelm all government resources for
help. They will have to be located in empty schools to live, shut down because
teachers can all find better employment in Canada, England and even Mexico.
Students must be home schooled.
Trump remains secluded in the White House, fully surrounded by a 12-foot
steel wall, paralyzed with fear over the enormity of his job as President. The
Vice-President has already been indicted, charged with taking enormous bribes
in cash from builders and contractors. His weekly take makes Spero Agnew seem
like a street panhandler.
Attorney General Christi has his
hands full with thousands of lawsuits against Trump’s Taj Mahal Casino,
Mar-A-Lago in Florida, Trump Tower and his AIR FORCE ONE airplane. The latter
because the painter hasn’t been paid for the letters. There are so many vets
camped in Lafayette Park, across from the White House, both McDonalds and
Wendys have fast food trailers there.
Christi was recently hospitalized for Mad Cow Disease after kissing so
many asses. He was also treated
for PTSD when Trump appointed Don
Rickles to fill the empty chair on the Supreme Court, and made Sarah Palin
Secretary of the Treasury.
The Washington Monument Plaza is the camping site for 10,000 women, all
members of WRAG (Women Raped And
Groped). They are protesting the President for his behavior. Especially since
he hired Monica Lewinsky as his personal secretary.
The only decent activity the President performed is his pardon for Roman
Polanski to return to America. Rudy Giuliani has been appointed Ambassador to
England and Wolf Blitzer Ambassador to Haiti, since he speaks Creole when
reporting the news.
Only one camera is allowed at a White House news conference (CNN) as the
official media outlet, to be held monthly for ten minutes. No other reporters
are to be allowed near the White House and a Restraining Order keeps them 150
feet away. The latter for their safety because the metal fence is electrified.
Everyday, workmen have to bag and discard hundreds of dead pigeons.
Kim Jung-un and Bashar al-Assad are presently overnight guests of
President Trump. Dennis Rodman has
been hired as a salad chef in the White House kitchen
and Magic
Johnson is the new Secretary of State.
Otherwise, 200 million Americans have migrated to Canada, welcomed by PM
Justin Trudeau. They had to abandon their homes, especially after Social
Security was terminated and pension funds going bankrupt. Obamacare evaporated
too.
There was one consolation: living in America had been better than than
living in North Korea or Syria.
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