Electoral College Test For Voters

                   ELECTORAL COLLEGE TEST FOR VOTERS

1.    Did you ever smoke, snort, chew or swallow illegal substances?__________

2.    Have you ever groped a pussy for sexual pleasure?___________

3.     Did you ever fondle a penis for sexual pleasure?___________

4.    Have you ever squeezed a testicle for pleasure or pain?____________

5.    Did you tell a lie recently?__________

6.    If someone called you a dummy, would you hit him/her?

7.    Where?____________________

8.    Do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky “Louieville” or “Louisville?”

9.    Hey dummy, haven’t you heard of Frankfort,KY?__________        

10  True or False:  Castration is a form of government in Cuba:________

11.  Do you suffer from indecision?______YES_____NO____MAYBE

12. Within the pecking order of your life, do you consider yourself a small pecker, a medium pecker or a big pecker?_____________

13. Are you aware that Donald Trump’s halo is only inches away from being a noose?____________

14. Have you ever taken paper clips, rubber bands or erasers home from the office? _______

15. Did you report this booty on your income tax return?______

16. Why not?_____________________________________________________

17. Are you ready to be incarcerated or deported?________

18. How about Alcatraz or Mexico?___________________