WHAT DO SOCIAL SECURITY AND
POT ROAST HAVE IN COMMON?
First of all, Social
Security has made deductions in payments to Senior Citizens this month that are
quite substantial. This move has been essential for states that contribute
money to SS coffers, because neither has a pot to piss in.
The pot roast at
MaggieMcFlys’ Restaurants in Connecticut is usually the best in America! But
when it’s bad, it’s the worst. Their food in Southbury,CT has the greatest roast beef, usually.
Occasionally, it is terribly tough, over cooked and has to be abandoned for
another entrée.
Another fault with
Maggie’s place is her Lottery Box. If you fill out the yellow form (there are
half-a-dozen at each table and booth) and rave about the food, service,
lighting, décor, the overhead airplane and lots of other stuff, you might win a
$50 gift card towards your next dinner.
I have been trying to
win that gift card for seven years and at least a hundred visits to Maggie’s in
Southbury. No luck whatsoever. But then I haven’t won the lottery for either
MegaMillions or Powerball in over twenty years.
So, the Social
Security pot and Maggie’s pot have something in common: you might win, you
can’t win if you’re not in, and the odds against winning are phenomenal. Both
are now no-win situations. I don’t have the extra SS money to eat and pay for
dinner at McFlys.
My projection over
the SS deduction this month will lead to millions of more votes for Donald
Trump and he will become Dictator of America “to make it great again.” We are
packing our bags for a move to Canada and live there, along with all the Draft
Dodgers from the Vietnam War era, and the former Nazi SS Officers.
Canada’s Prime
Minister, Justin Trudeau, is the epitome of honest leadership and we’ll watch
the TV news with anguish to see Trump deport 11 million aliens, then the
blacks, tans, Muslims, Jews, gypsies, senior citizens, disabled and
dissatisfied.
Just remember: BEING
FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED!
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