Saturday, September 3, 2016

WHAT DO SOCIAL SECURITY AND POT ROAST HAVE IN COMMON?





WHAT DO SOCIAL SECURITY AND POT ROAST HAVE IN COMMON?

     First of all, Social Security has made deductions in payments to Senior Citizens this month that are quite substantial. This move has been essential for states that contribute money to SS coffers, because neither has a pot to piss in.
     The pot roast at MaggieMcFlys’ Restaurants in Connecticut is usually the best in America! But when it’s bad, it’s the worst. Their food in Southbury,CT  has the greatest roast beef, usually. Occasionally, it is terribly tough, over cooked and has to be abandoned for another entrée.
     Another fault with Maggie’s place is her Lottery Box. If you fill out the yellow form (there are half-a-dozen at each table and booth) and rave about the food, service, lighting, décor, the overhead airplane and lots of other stuff, you might win a $50 gift card towards your next dinner.
     I have been trying to win that gift card for seven years and at least a hundred visits to Maggie’s in Southbury. No luck whatsoever. But then I haven’t won the lottery for either MegaMillions or Powerball in over twenty years.
     So, the Social Security pot and Maggie’s pot have something in common: you might win, you can’t win if you’re not in, and the odds against winning are phenomenal. Both are now no-win situations. I don’t have the extra SS money to eat and pay for dinner at McFlys. 
     My projection over the SS deduction this month will lead to millions of more votes for Donald Trump and he will become Dictator of America “to make it great again.” We are packing our bags for a move to Canada and live there, along with all the Draft Dodgers from the Vietnam War era, and the former Nazi SS Officers.
     Canada’s Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, is the epitome of honest leadership and we’ll watch the TV news with anguish to see Trump deport 11 million aliens, then the blacks, tans, Muslims, Jews, gypsies, senior citizens, disabled and dissatisfied.
     Just remember: BEING FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED!

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