Want To Win $7,000 A Week For The Rest Of Your Life?

     Publishers Clearing House offers suckers an impossible chance to win $7,000 a week FOR LIFE in their TV ads. This is the same scandal ridden company that was throwing all entries to win in their dumpster. They seemed to have recovered from that illegal dumping. Just don't hold your breath!
     I receive their letters, a dozen pages with bait trap stickers on each page for making a purchase, albeit a disclaimer says "you don't have to buy anything to win." One page boldly says YOU ARE ALREADY A WINNER! Because you were selected to receive piles of junk mail and are stupid enough to think you might win the jackpot.
     Actually, you'll do better to buy your crapola at a 99 Cent Store. Or try QVC and eBay on the Internet. Some people have filled their houses and garages with all the garbage purchased on line.
Buying crap is an addiction, along with gambling, drugs and drinking. Yes, some people actually have orgasms when they paw through their piles of refuse. Don't even think of going there!
     Publishers Clearing House spews unsuspecting consumers with wild promises of getting rich for the rest of their lives, through constant PCH mailings saying: "You could win in October!" Then, for the next six or eight months a winner is promised with more seductive ads saying so. Fat chance! Forget it! Frustrated? Just go play with yourself. You'll feel better with an aspirin and a nap, followed by a cold shower to wake up your senses.
     Finally, you don't have to send me any nasty letters. I have enough perverted hard copy to stir up my bile. Don't test me. Thanks!

D. H. Smith, General Manager

PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE

101 Winners Circle

Port Washington, NY 11050

Dear D. H .Smith,

     How can I ever thank you for rushing to me my DELIVERY VERIFICATION NUMBER: 13419349613419 on PCH FORM 13-X within two days!

     However, D.H. Smith, the thought of winning $7,000 a week for the rest of my life scares me. Right now I am living comfortably on only $500 a week. So maybe you can spread $6,500 a week around to others.

     If not, I’ll let our grandson claim the money because he’s only one year old and intends to live to a hundred. But how many more years will PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE live? Let me think about that possibility.

     Otherwise, D.H. Smith, I’ll be waiting for that knock on the front door in February to greet you, and accept the first check in the amount of $7,000, along with the marching band, all the balloons and neighbors with their hands out to pay their mortgages and help them build new homes.

     So, until that rendezvous, I remain both excited and exhausted over this BIG WIN!!!   Sincerely, Alan Abel