Why Does Jerry Seinfeld Have Horse Teeth?

     I've often wondered why Jerry Seinfeld has kept his horse teeth. They often distract from his otherwise wonderful monologues on talk shows. He can certainly afford to have his teeth fixed to look better. Ditto for country singer Jewel who has maintained those jagged teeth of hers throughout a long career of hit recordings.  I wonder how many men she has soul kissed who had to get lip stitches at a hospital emergency room?  Doesn't seem to matter. Fans still love her for who she is.
     I already wrote a blog about David Letterman's space teeth. He finally got that "hole in the wall" covered, and looked better for the improvement. But his personality remained the same. Don't ask. Just read my blog about that venerable clown in sheep's clothing.
     Another spaced out person is Michael Strahan, former New York Giant's linebacker, now hosting the Morning Show on NBC-TV with two middle-aged ladies. Strahan has a very large space between his upper two front teeth. Very distracting and I suspect makes it difficult for him to enunciate words. I was going to send him a dollar to start a fund called, LET'S FILL MICHAEL'S SPACE! But he would probably just spend the money raised.
     Remember the southern redneck who won Powerball's jackpot? I think it was around 450 millionj. He took the cash, bought a lot of stuff, left $400,000 in his pickup truck that was stolen and never, ever repaired his teeth. They always looked rotten from smoking cigars and chewing tobacco. He eventually gave most of his winnings away. Then went broke. Nor did he ever have dentures. Too bad.
     But let's get back to Jerry Seinfeld's horse teeth. If he ever calls me to have coffee in one of his antique cars and tell some funny stories, I 'll return his envelope filled with cash with a reminder, "Jerry, here's some money to fix your horse teeth. It's my gift to you."