With over thirty million people unemployed
in America, and no positive sign that the recession (depression?) will end
soon, we are obviously “going to the dogs!” Therefore, WE THE PEOPLE intends to
honor our millions of four-legged friends with a dramatic CANINE CONCERT on the
Washington Mall during the summer of 2016.
This musical extravaganza will feature a
concert by professional musicians playing on a very high frequency that only
dogs can hear. Of course their human handlers are welcome to attend, providing
they promise to behave. A web site will be available the first of the new year
for dog owners to sign up with their pet’s name, breed and age. There will be a
limit of four dogs for each owner who plans to attend this historic CANINE
CONCERT on the date to be announced.
WE THE PEOPLE anticipate a million mutts
and 500,000 handlers attending. There will be a live one hour telecast and
internet streaming worldwide. It will definitely be a dog day to be remembered!
And “man’s best friend,” dogs of all breeds and sizes, will have an opportunity
to express their feelings about America in our nation’s Capitol.
According to the late psychiatrist, Dr. Joyce Brothers, "dog owners are anthropomorphic, that is, they see their pets as human beings by loving them, feeding them, walking them and sleeping with them. The animals reciprocate by displaying unbridled affection. Their friendship is eternal."
Therefore, WE THE PEOPLE will demonstrate our commitment to all dogs that we love them and will always treat them kindly.
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