Wednesday, August 23, 2017

WHY IS AMAZON.COM A SUCKER TRAP?


                            
     Because they are a very deep sucker trap. They not only entice innocents to make purchases, but they remind you of other items you’ve purchased elsewhere and crappy stuff they have, in the spirit of Publishers Smearing House. Another deceitful despot!!!
     So I was urged to take their idiotic survey and receive a free gift.  I tried to delete as SCAM. That doesn’t work anymore; it’s another sucker trap to keep you on board their slippery ingenuous treadmill to oblivion. But mostly to invade your debit card account. (And every month they will surreptitiously deduct from your bank!).
     After I failed the survey….I refused to buy anything or say something positive…..just my usual gobbledygook that drives a stupid person nuts….I was offered my choice from any one of the following FREE PRIZES:
1.     A skin cleaner to make you feel younger and adds years to your life. (I was 60 yrs. old when I once bit on that pitch; it made me feel 65 afterwards.)  There was only one bottle left if I wanted it. No thanks.
2.     30-Day Anti-aging skin goop. Only 2 bottles left. I was told to hurry up and grab one. Instead, I grabbed a towel as I was about to puke.
3.     Weight Loss Kit. Contains everything you need to lose those extra tummy pounds. Only 3 kits left. I declined.
4.     Male Enhancement Cream. Makes you bigger, wider, taller and much, much harder. Also has staying power!  B.S. from Boston said: “I poked my bitch six times in four hours and remained erect for another two hours! It sure was painful for her trip to ER.” (No cream left, but emergency supplies are on the way). Forget it!
     With all the skimming, scamming and conning over the Internet, being forewarned is being forearmed!

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