WHY IS AMAZON.COM A SUCKER TRAP?

                            

     Because they are a very deep sucker trap. They not only entice innocents to make purchases, but they remind you of other items you’ve purchased elsewhere and crappy stuff they have, in the spirit of Publishers Smearing House. Another deceitful despot!!!

     So I was urged to take their idiotic survey and receive a free gift.  I tried to delete as SCAM. That doesn’t work anymore; it’s another sucker trap to keep you on board their slippery ingenuous treadmill to oblivion. But mostly to invade your debit card account. (And every month they will surreptitiously deduct from your bank!).

     After I failed the survey….I refused to buy anything or say something positive…..just my usual gobbledygook that drives a stupid person nuts….I was offered my choice from any one of the following FREE PRIZES:

1.     A skin cleaner to make you feel younger and adds years to your life. (I was 60 yrs. old when I once bit on that pitch; it made me feel 65 afterwards.)  There was only one bottle left if I wanted it. No thanks.

2.     30-Day Anti-aging skin goop. Only 2 bottles left. I was told to hurry up and grab one. Instead, I grabbed a towel as I was about to puke.

3.     Weight Loss Kit. Contains everything you need to lose those extra tummy pounds. Only 3 kits left. I declined.

4.     Male Enhancement Cream. Makes you bigger, wider, taller and much, much harder. Also has staying power!  B.S. from Boston said: “I poked my bitch six times in four hours and remained erect for another two hours! It sure was painful for her trip to ER.” (No cream left, but emergency supplies are on the way). Forget it!

     With all the skimming, scamming and conning over the Internet, being forewarned is being forearmed!

WHY WE SHOULD DUMP THE TRUMPS AND CLEAN UP THE WHITE HOUSE

WHY WE SHOULD DUMP THE TRUMPS AND CLEAN THE WHITE HOUSE

     If you saw and heard the alleged President of the USA give a speech from the packed auditorium in Phoenix on August 22, 2017, and felt distressed over his pandering rhetoric, you were not alone. And you were among the millions fearful of the future as America slides into a huge black hole.

     Banks will fail, shopping malls close one after the other, climate changes daily from 115 in western states during long summers to lows of 30 below during winter months. Home bankruptcy becomes highest ever as people lose their jobs and families sleep in their cars or shelters, if they can find a vacancy.

     This is hell on earth. Even the fat calves are selling their jewelry to buy food and gas. Sour hedge funds have wiped out all their money. “Brother Can You Spare A Dime?” and “I Ain’t Got No Pot To Piss In” are at the top of the Billboard chart. Woe is everybody!

     But there is a flicker of hope. The Special Prosecutor, Bob Mueller and his twelve attorneys, have followed the Trump money trail and are now ready to impanel a Grand Jury to issue subpoenas and file indictments against the entire Trump family.

     “President” Trump is not immune from being charged with a number of felonies. And that means jail time. Imagine this overweight golden haired meat head in an orange jumpsuit, followed by Junior and Jared?

     However, wait. There is Vice-President Pence eager to sit in the Oval Office. And then as PRESIDENT OF THE USA he can pardon the whole family with one sweep of the official White House pen that doesn’t leak! Then he too gets indicted for graft.

     Unfortunately, there have been a few dozen leaks in the White House, witnesses who will now testify and help convict The Donald under RICO, the criminal law that sends people to maximum secure prison doing hard labor.

     While the Republican wimps cower at home, afraid to attend public forums that include rioting, fearful of the envelopes being received with white powder and home schooling their kids because their peers are told by parents to “beat the crap out of them.”

     So where do we go from this point on? Remember Hillary Clinton who won the election by three million popular votes? She is waiting in the wings for a Congressional Amendment, by both Houses, to award her the Oval Office.

                                   
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