How About Death Insurance For Only $797.49 A Month?

     I was just going over my bank account and for the 2016 year I earned one cent interest. Found money! Think of it, one cent interest on my savings for the year! And if I needed a loan, the bank is charging only 3.5% interest. How can I ever get rich as Donald Trump promised?
     Notice I used the past tense. He's going down in the very near future. Probably indicted for numerous violations against our Constitution, not his. Just imagine His Royal Highness led away in chains, wearing an orange jump suit, with all those beautiful women crying their eyes out. In case you missed one of my mailings, here is one of the most potent:

     

                          HEIL TO THE CHEAT!

                        (January 20, 2017  Washington, DC)

      FANFARE BY EIGHT HERALD TRUMPETS, EACH PLAYING SOUR NOTES *         

                 DICTATOR DONALD TRUMP:

                       (Holding hand over First Lady’s crotch)

“I do solemnly swear to My Orifice that I will

discriminate and insult Muslims, Jews, Catholics, Christians, Africans, Latins and especially Mexicans,  as Dictator of the Divided States of America,  and will, to the best of my ability, persecute, fabricate and eventually destroy the former United States of America. So help me Allah, Moses, Jesus and God. Amen.”

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*Eight Herald Trumpet Players Engage In Hand-To-Hand Fighting, Using Their Long Horns As Weapons

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