During the NBA televised games, we hear a lot of nonsense chatter, see celebrities sitting in front row box seats, watch Spike Lee's antics and other balderdash. The voices/over are usually former star players who grew old to play again at age 40. BTW the legs go first.
Who can forget the Magic of Johnson, the skill of Larry Bird or the excitement of Michael Jordan taking an inbound pass with two seconds on the clock and winning the game by one point. He smiles at the camera, signs autographs and trots into the tunnel while giving high fives along the way. That's real class!
For us older fans, we watched Jerry West, Bob Cousey and Elgin Bailer sink baskets from half court, in their tight shorts with well developed jock straps. Female fans experienced orgasms in public without fear of exposure.
Nowadays, basketball players in the NBA are mostly Dinosaurs, seven feet tall, weighing 300 pounds and earning salaries in the millions. Endorsements add another few million. Then, like Dwayne Wade with the Cleveland Cavilliers, they have a fancy clothing line that sells out after every winning game. More millions for Wade.
My complaint is over the blabbish during the games. Isn't it enough to see a high flying Dr. J or an incredible shot from Steph Curry? Apparently not. It's all blah, blah, blah up in the press box. Former star player Izaha Thomas or Charles Barkley talk about the players growing up with gangs in Chicago or a homeless shelter in Oklahoma City. Boo-hoo. So sad, in the words of our Great Emancipator in the White House.
So, let's stop all the chatter and allow the games to speak for themselves. Like in golf. You can hear a pin drop on the green. Soccer remains a hot bed of excitement and revolution. Anger spills over and people get trampled. Why? I don't know. Somebody tell me something.
Wednesday, February 7, 2018
Saturday, February 3, 2018
SEN. JOHN MCCAIN WAS NO HERO.......HE GOT CAPTURED!
Quoting the words of our deer "Acting" President, pun intended, America remains a free country to act stupid. Also to be deported to your country of origination if you arrived in the USA without a Green Card from 1 to 100 years ago. Regardless of whether you have a loving wife, mother, father and three grown children, all college graduates, and a few hundred friends and neighbors willing to protest by picketing the White House, marching on the Washington Monument or fracturing a Congressman's ribs.
None of the above will help. Daddy is going to be grabbed by ICE Henchmen, thrown to the ground, handcuffed, a bag placed over his head and tossed into the back seat of a sheriff's car. Then he will be driven to the nearest airport (no charge; no tipping) and placed aboard a waiting airplane (not AIR FORCE ONE) flown to some shit-hole country where he can be jailed, sexually abused and eventually starved to death. (Think North Korea)
Back home in the USA, where this sad illegal alien lived, worked hard mowing lawns and doing other odd jobs to support his family, the mother/wife and children are in mourning (if Jewish, sitting Shiva). How ironic is it that "Fiddler On The Roof" is on my television set. What lovely music and poignant dialogue! But let's get back to the transformation.
Besides the 800,000 DACA people being deported, thanks to "thanks to that fucking moron." (Thank you Secretary of State Rex Tillerson for speaking publicly and from your heart and soul. Now you better get back to work and soothe that fat little-fingered PM in North Korea who has his belly button connected to a hydrogen missile. Promise him Dennis Rodman or even Seph Curry if he behaves. ) But don't hold your breath, citizens of the Divided States of America, there is more shit coming down the pike.
Here is my projection if the moron stays in office: 1. All the gold in Ft. Knox will be removed to Mar-A-Lago and replaced by bituminous coal. 2. As the Stock Market plummets, all paper money becomes almost worthless; i.e. a wheelbarrel of $100 bills will buy you a loaf of white bread.
3. Social Service is cancelled immediately.
4. All foreign nationals over the age of 60 are to be herded into guarded camps, and then put to work.
5. Public schools will be demolished in favor of home schooling.
6. The good Nazi people who marched in Charlottesville, VA will become Deportation Wardons.
7. Copies of Hitler's "Mein Kampf" are to replace all Bibles in hotels and motels.
8. Citizens from Norway will be welcomed into the USA if they are taller than 6 feet, have blonde hair and blue eyes. Women five feet and taller are included in this edict.
Finally, anyone protesting, carrying a derogatory sign or spray painting fences, is to be executed by hanging in as public square of their community, and left dangling for ten days.
What better way would there be to change the Divided States of America into a Dictatorship?
None of the above will help. Daddy is going to be grabbed by ICE Henchmen, thrown to the ground, handcuffed, a bag placed over his head and tossed into the back seat of a sheriff's car. Then he will be driven to the nearest airport (no charge; no tipping) and placed aboard a waiting airplane (not AIR FORCE ONE) flown to some shit-hole country where he can be jailed, sexually abused and eventually starved to death. (Think North Korea)
Back home in the USA, where this sad illegal alien lived, worked hard mowing lawns and doing other odd jobs to support his family, the mother/wife and children are in mourning (if Jewish, sitting Shiva). How ironic is it that "Fiddler On The Roof" is on my television set. What lovely music and poignant dialogue! But let's get back to the transformation.
Besides the 800,000 DACA people being deported, thanks to "thanks to that fucking moron." (Thank you Secretary of State Rex Tillerson for speaking publicly and from your heart and soul. Now you better get back to work and soothe that fat little-fingered PM in North Korea who has his belly button connected to a hydrogen missile. Promise him Dennis Rodman or even Seph Curry if he behaves. ) But don't hold your breath, citizens of the Divided States of America, there is more shit coming down the pike.
Here is my projection if the moron stays in office: 1. All the gold in Ft. Knox will be removed to Mar-A-Lago and replaced by bituminous coal. 2. As the Stock Market plummets, all paper money becomes almost worthless; i.e. a wheelbarrel of $100 bills will buy you a loaf of white bread.
3. Social Service is cancelled immediately.
4. All foreign nationals over the age of 60 are to be herded into guarded camps, and then put to work.
5. Public schools will be demolished in favor of home schooling.
6. The good Nazi people who marched in Charlottesville, VA will become Deportation Wardons.
7. Copies of Hitler's "Mein Kampf" are to replace all Bibles in hotels and motels.
8. Citizens from Norway will be welcomed into the USA if they are taller than 6 feet, have blonde hair and blue eyes. Women five feet and taller are included in this edict.
Finally, anyone protesting, carrying a derogatory sign or spray painting fences, is to be executed by hanging in as public square of their community, and left dangling for ten days.
What better way would there be to change the Divided States of America into a Dictatorship?
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