The POTUSA has signed an Executive Privilege banning female reporters from attending a White House news conference, unless they display substantial breasts. The women could use wads of cotton, fake breasts or obtain enlargement surgery. The latter for a C or D cup size.
President Trump treasures the women in his family for displaying well endowed breasts, albeit their rumps are non-existant. Perhaps this will lead to more secret visits to the White House by the Kardashian sisters and Jennifer Lopez. They all have ample behinds that are quite remarkable.
One White House reporter who spoke anonymously because he is fearful of losing his seat on AIR FORCE ONE, said quietly on the phone, "When I see the Trump family those gals are really spooky, the way they dress, walk and seldom smile. I can only think of that movie "The Night of the Living Dead." They give me butterflies in my stomach."
So it makes sense for the White House family's women to display what WAL-MART customers would call 'umbrella asses' and also Larry the Cable Guy's audiences, plus millions of TV viewers.
A recent newsletter from the MAYO CLINIC in Rochester,Minnesota revealed a steady rise in plastic surgery procedures to enlarge female breasts.
Twenty years ago HBO programmed a special hour called simply 'BREASTS' that was a huge success and shown many times on all their channels. They followed that cash cow program with one for women and gays called "Private Dicks....Men Exposed." That particular pecker property really gave HBO its best rating ever!
And speaking of gigantic ratings on TV, you can't go any higher than the Academy Awards did on Sunday night February 26 at around 11:15 pm EST when someone surreptitiously slipped the wrong envelope for Best Picture to MC Jimmy Kimmel and "La La Land" was declared the winner.
That news got a standing ovation with cheers and applause that rocked the auditorium. But not so fast. The real winner was the movie "Moonlight" and the folks in charge rushed to the stage for another ovation. The right one of course.
But our hat's off to the Kimmel gang for pulling off probably the greatest hoax in Academy Awards history, thus capturing many millions to see the exploit.
